me 30 mins ago: a crying mess on the bathroom floor while eating cherries
me now: lmao that was so wild
breaking news … the color of the year, once again, is pink
Some of you never spent your formative years as a disembodied soul tethered to a suit of armor and it really shows
some of you guys never had to ride the school bus as a kid and it shows :/
when i make a post that’s a blunt and when u reblog it that’s u takin a puff and passing it around
(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.
Just a little reminder not to check up on the toxic person you left. Don’t check their socials. Don’t hit them up to see how they’re doing. Your peace of mind is too important to get wrapped up in it all again.
